What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.