Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.