Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
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