The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
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