Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Don't worry, bee happy!
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
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