What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
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