What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz