Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
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