Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
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