Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.