What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
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