What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Don't worry, bee happy!
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
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