What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
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