A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
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