What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Don't worry, bee happy!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
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