What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
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