What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Don't worry, bee happy!
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
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