What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Don't worry, bee happy!
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
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