Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.