Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
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