Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
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