Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
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