How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.