Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
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