How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
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