I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.