What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
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