Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
A walk.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
How can you tell if a crab is drunk?
It walks straight
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
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