What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?
You're only allowed one carrion.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I saw a squirrel throw up today! It was nuts!
What do you call a holy squirrel?
A chipmunk.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
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