A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What’s long, green and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? Beehive yourself.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Don't worry, bee happy!
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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