Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
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