What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
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