What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
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