Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
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