Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
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