What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
A werewolf that is confused on what to wear is not a dumb one, instead it is a what-to-wear-wolf.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
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