What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
A Bisontennial!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
Why don't squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
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