What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
Wolves love taking woofles for breakfast, they are sweet and amazing.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
When you come across a lost wolf, the first greeting should be, “how are you where-wolf”.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
The only things wolves have that no other animal on the face of the earth has are wolf cubs.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
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