What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
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