A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology.
It really bugs me that it isn't.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a murder?"
"Well you can't be sure that's a murder," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
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