Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Don't worry, bee happy!
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
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