Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Two snakes parted.
The first one said, “Fangs for the memories”.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
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