What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
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