What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
When you cross a wolf and Fred Astaire, you get dances with wolves.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
I goat this.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
A werewolf that is confused on what to wear is not a dumb one, instead it is a what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
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