Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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