How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
Wolfs are named after lots of things around and about them. For instance, lumberjack wolfs are known as timber wolfs.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
A shell-met!
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
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