Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What does a skunk’s car run on?
Fumes.
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