What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big
He was ostrich-sized.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
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