He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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