Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
Which type of whale can fly?
Pilot whales.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan