What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Which type of whale can fly?
Pilot whales.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.