The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
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