What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
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