Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.