How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.