The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!