What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!