How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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