Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
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