Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
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