You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
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