Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
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