Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
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