How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
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