How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
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