Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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