What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
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