If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
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