How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.