Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.