I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.