To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
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