What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)