What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
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