If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!