What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.