What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.