Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
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