What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
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