What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.