Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
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